Quick Reviews

Since June 2024, I started writing quick reviews of movies, TV shows and games I’ve watched or played. Here’s every one of them.

This idea and overall review layout were totally stolen from Matt Birchler and his Quick Reviews web app. Check it out if you want to create yours!

44 reviews for "Movie"

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Frankenstein

Reviewed on Feb 22, 2026

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

There’s a great movie in here but I feel the pacing is really off. Each act takes waaaay too long to get going, and by the time they got there I was tired of it already, and ended up not caring as much. Good ending though.

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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Reviewed on Feb 14, 2026

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

One more for the “it’s good but I’ll never watch it again” group. The movie is great at portraying negative emotions and Rose’s acting is top notch. What it chooses not to show is just as important as what it does.

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Sinners

Reviewed on Feb 08, 2026

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

While the movie takes its time to get going, it is so well worth it. It keeps reinventing itself every few minutes and just keeps getting better and better.

The soundtrack, though, is just on another level. It is so good. One particular scene is gonna stick in my mind for a while, it was freaking amazing. If you watched it, you know which one it is.

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Bugonia

Reviewed on Feb 02, 2026

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Gosh I loved this movie. A thriller that managed to make me both really tense and laugh out loud in the same scene without any of these reactions contradicting each other. It’s absolutely ridiculous in the best way.

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The Secret Agent

Reviewed on Feb 01, 2026

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

As a Brazilian I’m extremely proud of this movie, and it’s extremely good in pretty much all regards. Trying to avoid spoilers here, but… it feels like it’s missing a huge part though? With the historical context I have I can kind of imagine why it’s missing, but it felt frustrating, unlike the rest of the movie that’s actually there.

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Threads

Reviewed on Jan 11, 2026

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Raw and gut-wrenching are perfect adjectives for this one. It wants to get its message across and pulls no punches in doing so: nobody wins a nuclear war.

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The Lord of the Rings - The Two Towers (Extended Edition)

Reviewed on Jan 06, 2026

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

While this is probably my least favorite of the trilogy, it’s still one of the best movies ever made. An outstanding achievement in all regards. I can’t believe these movies exist.

The extra scenes for the extended edition are also pretty neat, and add some extra context that is very welcome for a fan like me. The overall movie pacing gets a bit worse which is why it’s totally understandable why they were cut from the theatrical release. And another reason I’m glad the extended editions exist!

I just wish the final Saruman scene was in this movie instead of the next one. I feel like it’d wrap around this movie’s story a bit more nicely.

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Home Alone 2 - Lost in New York

Reviewed on Dec 07, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

It’s still a fun movie, but it’s basically the same thing as the first one but with worse pacing and felt a bit too forced.

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Home Alone

Reviewed on Dec 07, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Pretty fun watch all around. I would have loved this movie as a child, but somehow never got to watch it.

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The Lord of the Rings - The Fellowship of the Ring (Extended Edition)

Reviewed on Nov 29, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Can’t believe I’d never watched the extended editions before. This movie is just timeless, a perfect introduction to a wonderful world, amazing pacing, acting, environments and practical effects.

It’s almost 4 hours long but I wanted to start the next one immediately after it finished.

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Pinocchio

Reviewed on Nov 16, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Cute with a hint of sadness, I love the combination. The art style and character designs are amazing!

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Gone Girl

Reviewed on Nov 02, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

I had no idea what to expect from this movie and it kept surprising me over and over. It’s already pretty long but I wish it kept going for a bit longer.

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Mother!

Reviewed on Sep 09, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Watching this movie feels like a nightmare. Things happen and you really don’t have much say in it, then they start spiraling out of control and you’re completely unable to do anything. You can’t run, yell or fight.

The religious allegories are quite obvious and are great, but that nightmarish feeling was really something I hadn’t felt with a movie before.

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Jojo Rabbit

Reviewed on Jun 29, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

A beautiful movie about innocence during a time that wanted nothing but to prey on it. I’d love to say it’s all in the past.

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The Taking of Deborah Logan

Reviewed on Jun 15, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Holy crap, now this is a good horror movie. A slow burn that really pays off. Its found footage structure makes perfect sense in the story and also reflects a lot on what you think and feel during the entire movie. It finds the perfect balance of explaining things enough to be satisfying but not enough to break the horror aspect (something that most movies just suck at).

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Spirited Away

Reviewed on Jun 14, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Okay, first of all I think this is an amazing movie, it looks and sounds amazing, all the characters are extremely creative, it’s a beautiful coming-of-age story and it’s a major pop culture icon. But watching it felt like a bit of a chore, I can’t really explain why. Good thing the ratings here are about my enjoyment of the movies, not their “objective” quality 😅

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The Ugly Stepsister

Reviewed on May 24, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Pretty solid body horror movie. Some real memorable scenes with really good acting, with a solid story that builds on top of the classic Cinderella. Can’t go wrong with this one!

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Flow

Reviewed on May 23, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

What an incredibly beautiful movie 🥺

Without any dialogue, it was able to make me connect to every character much more than most movies do. Cute and heartwarming, it totally deserved the Oscar for best animation it got!

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Schindler's List

Reviewed on May 17, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

A real punch in the gut and a must-watch. Not much more that can be said.

Fuck nazis.

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The Hobbit - The Battle of the Five Armies

Reviewed on Apr 20, 2025

Didn't like it
Decent
I like it
Loved it!

Has some pretty amazing moments and is overall very good, but just like the first one, it overdoes the action scenes, with one after another. So it ends up feeling bloated. Not enough to make it a bad movie, far from it! I never understood why the Hobbit movies are so underrated.

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